A poet is an unhappy being whose heart is torn by secret sufferings, but whose lips are so strangely formed that when the sighs and the cries escape them, they sound like beautiful music... and then people crowd about the poet and say to him: "Sing for us soon again;" that is as much as to say, "May new sufferings torment your soul."
~~~~~Soren Kierkegaard
Whew! What a week it's been. At times the days seemed to drag, then whoosh, the week is now nearly complete. Last night I slept the sleep of a newborn babe. I was out like a light, a deep dreamless sleep for more than a few hours. Amazing how much better you can feel after restful sleep. 'Tis a good thing, yes?
Today starts a new spring. The sun is shining and anything is possible. There are plans to write, so many things to do, places to go and people to see, and God is still King on High...
Put a smile on your face and start the day out right. Smiles and laughter are infectious. They are much more restorative than the gloom and doom that can be read here on the 'net. Today, I refuse to read about what all is wrong with the world. I refuse to read negative words that are written to bring about doubt. Today, I will only read positive thoughts, those written to uplift and brighten the world a bit. How bout you? What do you choose to read?
Perhaps a few funnies will help start the laughter and bring out a smile to share. Isn't that what life should be, sharing smiles and laughter? Things that are stored in our memory, and years later still bring a smile to those who remember. Yep, that's a life lived well.
But first a test...
This is a test for us 'old kids'! The answers are below, but don't cheat.
1) After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the grateful citizens would ask, "who was that masked man?" Invariably, someone would answer, "I don't know, but he left this behind." What did he leave behind?
2) When the Beatles first came to the U.S. in early 1964, we all watched them on...The_____Show.
3) 'Get your kicks on______'
4) 'The story you are about to see is true, the names have been changed to_____'
5) 'In the jungle, the mighty jungle, _______'
6) After the Twist, The Mashed Potato, and the Watusi, we 'danced' under a stick that was lowered as low as we could go in a dance called the '_____.'
7) 'N_E_S_T_L_E_S', Nestle's makes the very best....._____'
8) Satchmo was America's 'Ambassador of Goodwill.' Our parents shared this great jazz trumpet with us, his name was _____.
9) What takes a licking and keeps on ticking?
10) Red Skelton's Hobo character was named____, and Red always ended his television show with "Good night and __ __."
11) Some Americans who protested the Vietnam war did so by burning their____.
12) The cute little car with the engine in the back and trunk in the front was called the VW. What other names did it go by? ___ and ___.
13) In 1971, the singer Don MacLean sang a song about the 'day the music died'. This was a tribute to ____.
14) We can remember the first satellite placed into orbit. The Russians did it. It was called___.
15) One of the big fads of the late 50's and early 60's was a large plastic ring we twirled around our waist. It was called the ____.
HA! Bet you thought I was gonna give you the answers here, didn't you? Oh noooo...they will be at the very end...
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Deer Camp...
The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Doug because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Doug and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you?
He said, "Doug snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing - hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
They said, " Man, what happened to you? You look awful."
He said, "Man, that Doug shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."
The third night was Pete's turn. Pete was a big burly former Marine; a man's man.
The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good Morning," he said.
They couldn't believe it!
They said, "Man, What happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Doug into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night. Doug sat and watched me all night."
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Testicle Therapy...
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men.
He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman immediately rushed to the man and began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me." she told him.
"Oh no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes", the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still grasping his hands there at his groin.
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, "How does that feel?"
He replied. "It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken!"
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And now for those answers to the test...
1) The Lone Ranger left behind a silver bullet.
2) The Ed Sullivan Show.
3) On Route 66.
4) To protect the innocent.
5) The Lion sleeps tonight.
6) The Limbo.
7) Chocolate.
8) Louis Armstrong.
9) The Timex watch.
10) Freddy, the Freeloader, and Good Night and God Bless.
11) Draft cards, (Bras were also burned. Not flags as some have guessed.)
12) Beetle or Bug
13) Buddy Holly
14) Sputnik
15) Hoola-Hoop
And so it goes......