It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money.
~~~~~Elinor Goulding Smith
Hear ye! Hear ye!
In the year of our Lord 2008, on the twelfth day in the month of August, WE proudly herald the birth of Pierce Carlyle Johnson.
The young king made his appearance at 2 hours and 6 minutes after the hour of high noon. The royal son weighed in at a strapping 7 pounds and 11 ounces, with a majestic height of 19 and one half inches.
Henceforth, his loyal subjects were smitten by his lovely countenance.
Having much stamina to endure the 48 hours prior, the exhausted parent's and Grandparent's exhibited fortitude throughout the birthing.
As a privileged great Aunt to this youngest royal son, I would like to take this opportunity to express my pleasure to the proud parents....
WELCOME TO THE BEAUTIFUL STATE OF PARENTHOOD!
VS, you make a very lovely Grandmother. Again.
And so it goes......