Friday, May 15, 2009

Friday Funnies...

We will have to repent in this generation not merely for the vitriolic words and actions of the bad people, but for the appalling silence of the good people.
~~~~~Martin Luther King, Jr.

The working week is over for a few days. Yet, I'm
'fraid that there is more work to be done here in my little corner of the world. If only Mother Nature would cooperate so I could get my garden planted, I'd feel much better. The ground has been plowed and tilled. Several weeks ago in fact. Yet the rains have continued to prevent me from playing in the dirt. Ahh well, I reckon I'll use my free time to do other things. I've been catching up on all my book reading. Keeping a book handy for those times I wake in the middle of the night, unable to drift back to the land of slumber. Which means I've read 3 complete books so far.

Anywhoo, this being Friday, 'tis time for a few funnies. Hope that they bring a smile to your lips that spreads to all of your face.

A Blonde's Diary on a Cruise Ship...

Dear Diary- Day 1
All packed for the cruise ship-- all my sexiest dresses and make-up. Really excited.

Dear Diary- Day 2

Entire day at sea, beautiful and saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.

Dear Diary- Day 3
At the pool today. Also some shuffle boarding and hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.

Dear Diary- Day 4
Won $800.00 in ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.

Dear Diary- Day 5
Pool again today. Got sunburnt, and went inside to drink at piano-bar for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really is charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship. I was shocked.

Dear Diary- Day 6
Today I saved 1600 lives.

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof...

A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week.
When he came back, the man called his brother to see when he could pick the cat up.

The brother hesitated, then said, "I'm so sorry, but while you were away, the cat died."

The man was very upset and yelled, ''You know, you could have broken the news to me better than that.
When I called today, you could have said he was on the roof and wouldn't come down.
Then when I called the next day, you could have said that he had fallen off and the vet was working on patching him up.
Then when I called the third day, you could have said he had passed away.''

The brother thought about it and apologized.

"So how's Mom?" asked the man.

"She's on the roof and won't come down."

The Shirt says it all...

And so it goes......

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